Thursday, July 14, 2011

Goodbye Mrs. Ford



I felt profound sadness this week at the passing of Betty Ford at age 93. Born Elizabeth Ann Bloomer, she and her husband Gerald inherited a spotlight they had not sought, and did their best to restore honor and dignity at a critical time in our country's history. I admire them both for that.

But Betty Ford went above and beyond her role as First Lady. Her fearless candor earned her the respect of a nation. Speaking openly about breast cancer, and later addiction, she brought secrets out into the open and helped people to find a road to treatment. In addition, she was one of the first political figures to embrace the cause of AIDS. She saved lives through her personal courage.

The Fords came to us in 1977 and have been a fixture in the Coachella Valley ever since, settling in Rancho Mirage where she opened the Betty Ford Center in 1982. The Valley was very emotional at saying goodbye to someone we have come to regard as "Our First Lady." I went to see the Motorcade on Wednesday as a small token of respect to someone who did more good than she will ever know. I chatted with strangers about a couple few of us had ever met, but who touched our lives.

Goodbye, Mrs. Ford. We will always have a very special place in our hearts for you.


News trucks await the motorcade.


CHP Motorcycle officers secure the intersections


BMW Motorcycles scream by ahead of the Motorcade


CHP Officers stand at attention for the Motorcade


The Motorcade turns onto Gene Autry Trail


Mrs. Ford rides in a top-of-the-line S and S Victoria Coach upon Cadillac chassis.


My last glimpse of her.


An Air Force 757-200, nicknamed "Air Force Two" awaits her on the Tarmac.


She will fly as Special Air Mission 90004, or SAM90004 on the trip to Grand Rapids.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

west coast meet-t plus 20



It's the largest Gay and Lesbian Car Show in the world, and this year was it's twenty-seventh anniversary. It's the annual meeting of the Freewheelers from San Francisco and the Great Autos Of Yesteryear, based in Southern California. For me personally, it was the 20th Anniversary. I first hopped a plane from Chicago to LA and hitchhiked North in a glamorous Lincoln back in 1991.

I haven't made it every year since then, but I've tried to, and this year was my sixteenth. The formula is simple- find a location halfway between LA and San Francisco, add in about four hundred people and a couple hundred amazing and rare classic cars, spend a day driving around the countryside and a day putting on a spectacular car show, and fill the rest of the time with cocktails and socializing with friends both new and longstanding. It's the annual meeting of the tribe, and my favorite weekend of the year.

This year did not disappoint. A cream yellow 1935 Packard that looked like it drove out of Chinatown. A Chrysler Town and Country that was built for a Western Movie Star, complete with a steer's head on the hood. 1961 Cadillac Triplets arranged like a showroom display. Near twin 1965 Wildcats in coupe and convertible. A stunning 1972 boattail Riviera that was my personal transport for the event. Every shade of pink imaginable, from Dusty Rose to Pepto Bismol. Lisa Douglas and Arnold, resting on the rear deck of a Lincoln Continental. A wonderful array of tailfins, colors, fabrics and style, all creating one unforgettable and irreplaceable show.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you West Coast Meet 2011:










































Wednesday, May 11, 2011

texaco


I walk at twilight through the neighborhood, past the long low houses and the tall palm trees. I make a right and the route takes me briefly past a small section of the busy highway, and I turn the corner at a nondescript electronics repair shop.

The building clearly once housed a gasoline station. It has the architectural lines of the postwar Texaco station designed by Walter Dorwin Teague. There are three doorways which once denoted service bays, and a slightly asymmetrical canopy on a mildly diagonal bias. There are four patches in the island where the gas pumps once stood.

Around the corner on the same property is a modest bungalow. It's very compact, two bedrooms at the most, and has been boarded over in the same manner as the Texaco. There is no sign of life at either of the buildings except in my memory.

I squint, and the palm trees disappear. I am in the little town of Byron, Michigan. Named for Lord Byron, few are aware of that fact outside of my Grandfather, the retired educator, who lives on a modest farm outside of town. His next door neighbor is the daughter of the local mechanic, John, who owns the Texaco station in town. He and my Grandfather are good friends. It is through this social interaction that I often found myself spending the Saturday afternoons of my childhood at the Texaco.

John returned from the war and bought a piece of land. The Texaco station, complete with two service bays, was constructed in 1946. Around the corner on an adjoining parcel he built a small house. It is simple and functional, like the Texaco, and conveniently trimmed in the same colors as the station, with a colorful flower garden to serve as a visual barrier. It's right out of "Umbrellas of Cherbourg", save the accents and Catherine Deneuve. He and his wife Majel raised their children in the house, and John walked fifty feet to work each day. The knowledge of this arrangement no doubt caused many a dinnertime to be interrupted for John, as a dead battery or a car in a ditch intervened. John would put on his coat and boots and off he would go into the night/rain/hail/snow. Such is the life of a mechanic and friend in a small town.

I seem to have been about seven or eight when we started hanging out there. Dad would ask if I wanted to go "to the farm", and off we would trundle toward Byron. Inevitably, we ended up in the Texaco station, where we were surrounded by a varying cast of the townsmen. They would come to get a tire fixed, a new battery, make a service appointment, or just get together with the guys and talk about machinery. It was the 1960's equivalent of the "man cave", or perhaps the men 's version of the beauty parlor. It was guys, gathering to discuss guy things. Most of my uncles were cast members, although some were less frequent visitors than others. Cars, farm combines, boats, motorcycles, and most of all, trucks- all forms of machinery were discussed and debated. And of course, cars to be played with- admired, repaired, tuned and tinkered with.

Looking to supplement his income, John the Entrepreneur tried many things. Once he invented a pipe expanding tool and had several hundred examples made. The clever tool filled up a giant wire display basket in the corner for years. Not a believer in obsolescence, he kept the inventory until it sold. John did not recognize expiration dates, it seemed. He acquired an International Truck franchise, which added a translucent backlit iH sign to the corner of the building. His contractual requirement was to sell one truck annually, and he would lobby his prospects until an order was procured. Apparently he was not one to stock inventory, either.

To fulfill the requirement for 1970, he ordered a heavy duty International Harvester chassis, for which my uncle Rick and he made a custom Wrecker bed. The whole thing was created on site in the Texaco service bay, and proudly bore a brass plaque bearing both of their names and the year 1970. the completed wrecker went on to serve both John and the little town for the next twenty five years. It is almost certainly still in service somewhere.

It was also that year that he took on Scorpion Snowmobiles, a cumbersome red metal-flake beast that my father bought out of loyalty knowing clearly that our family's Arctic Cats were vastly superior sleds. We tended to pawn the Scorpion off on my brother- I for one wouldn't be seen astride it- the Kawasaki-powered sleek black Arctic Cat Panther was my preferred mount. Scorpion politely went out of business before causing any irreparable family harm. We were secretly relieved-loyalty only goes so far where machinery is involved.

By now Father and I were seriously involved in Classic Cars and John was Dad's trusted mechanic and friend. Buicks, Chryslers, de Sotos, Packards, Dad's quirky Corvair ragtop, my Emerald Green Surfer-baby Lincoln Cabriolet and our prized Cord 812. He and Dad would spend happy days in the garage, and they kept the fleet humming. There is no substitute for a good mechanic.

John sold his business in the mid nineties after his energy and his acuity both decreased. I suspect it was very painful for him to have his talented hands diminish. I drove by the location once a few years later, it has morphed into an unrecognizable party store. I never returned. It's not random that dad started to sell off cars shortly after John retired from maintaining them. By now I had my own Classics to tinker with, first in Milwaukee and then in California. And while I am not the mechanic that John was, I was taught good diagnostic skills and an understanding of the machine that is the automobile.

I've played with cars all over the country, and it has taken me to places I never dreamed of. I drove a Duesenberg across the winner's ramp at Pebble Beach in tribute to a dear friend on a day I shall remember all my life. But it all came to life in a Texaco station owned by a man with an eye for machinery. A good friend and a good neighbor in a tiny farming town in southeastern lower Michigan. I remember him fondly as I walk past the converted Texaco station in Palm Springs. It is one of my favorite sights on my evening walk.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

bust ALL your windows

Guess I'm still grooving on the spontaneous performance art we saw yesterday on the streets of Detroit. For those who missed it, here's the high-def version of the video, starring Angry Girlfriend and 2000 Cadillac Deville and set to Jazmine Sullivan's "Bust Your Windows":



For those who say it lacks polish, may I present as an alternative the GLEE Version from Nov. 2009 when Mercedes catches Kurt stealing a glance, and kicks him right in the Navigator. (At the time she didn't know he was gay. REALLY, Mercedes?)



In the name of full disclosure, The official Jazmine Sullivan video in which she breaks everything BUT the car windows. Careful, She'll cut you:



And once all the windows are busted, let's walk through the broken glass with Annie Lennox:



Have a smashing day, everyone!

Monday, April 11, 2011

bust your windows

An Operetta, captured on live video cam in Detroit. Set to Jazmine Sullivan's "Bust Your Windows". Starring Angry Woman, a 2000 Cadillac Deville, and a cameo appearance by the Detroit Police Department.



It fits the music so perfectly. Should she be making videos or making license plates?

Saturday, March 12, 2011

a car is born




And not just any car, but "THE Car- Buick '59". A car so new it coincided with an advertising agency change to support it- the introduction of Mc Cann-Erickson after over twenty years with Kudner Advertising. Clete Roberts and no less than Bob Hope were engaged in the launch campaign. Watch the bat-winged beauty come down the line and then roar off into postwar suburbia, albeit a highly accessible version.



I must confess that as a child, I was afraid to cross the street in front of a '59 Buick. Although I love them MADLY today with their enormous swept bat wings, Fashion-Aire Dynsstar Grille and Dual-Diagonal Vista Vision Headlamps, I was afraid back then that they wanted to eat me.

And now I say what a way to go.